(Picture of tapeworm brain cysts from Theodore E. Nash, M.D.)
The
new science-fiction movie "Prometheus" just arrived in theaters. The movie is an Alien prequel, and the Aliens
movies always bring to mind the image of the alien face-sucker latched on to
some poor dude's face. He screams and
tries to peel it off, but can't, and it implants an alien in him.
It's
the sort of thing that makes your stomach hurt.
The
good news is we haven't encountered any such aliens (yet). The bad news is we have plenty of weird
creatures here on Earth waiting to invade your brain. Let's look at some examples!
Ever
eaten undercooked pork? Next time you're eating barbeque, make sure it's cooked
done. In the usual process, a person who
eats undercooked pork may also eat tapeworm cysts found in the meat. Eventually, these cysts grown into tapeworms
in the person's intestines.
But
here's the twist. As that infected person
poops, their poop contains tapeworm eggs.
And if the person has those eggs on their hands when they prepare food
for others (whether at home or in a restaurant), the eggs get into people's
food. The eggs then travel through the
bloodstream where they can end up in your brain. They grow into cysts that can cause
blindness, fluid on the brain, seizures, coma and even death.
According
to the National Institute of Health (NIH), there are millions of cases of this
disease worldwide. (The formal name is neurocysticercosis.)
What's
more fun on a hot summer day than plunging into your local swimming hole? You
may want to pinch your nose or wear a nose clip. Naegleria fowleri is an amoeba that can enter
through the noses of people who swim in warm, stagnant ponds. Although rare, if this amoeba works its way
up to your brain, it causes flu-like symptoms, followed by seizures and loss of
balance. Without medical attention, the
victim will die in less than two weeks.
(On
a side note, doctors now warn Neti pot users to use distilled or boiled water
to flush their sinuses, and to keep the Neti pot clean and air dried.)
Parasites
and amoeba can do more than just kill us.
They can also affect our brains in less lethal ways. If you eat unwashed vegetables with cat poop
on them, or eat raw or undercooked meat, you might also get toxoplasmosis (or Toxoplasma
gondii). Toxo is a parasite that can
form brain cysts.
Toxo
affects the production of dopamine, which is an important chemical in your
brain. There is a statistical link
between cases of the mental illness schizophrenia and toxo, and dopamine plays
a role in both. Healthy people may carry
this parasite and be unaffected, but pregnant women and people with weakened
immune systems are at risk. This is why
doctors tell pregnant women not to change the cat litter box.
What
can you do? Well, this information may freak you out, but it shouldn't. A lot of these problems can be avoided by
washing your hands, washing your food, and cooking your food until it's done.
Above
all, avoid visiting planets full of alien face-suckers.
(Here's Discover magazine
and ABC news on tapeworms. ABC news on
amoeba. Science Daily and The Atlantic
on toxo.)
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I love an author who doesn't shy away from using the word poop! I believe it is an underused literary device! Did you know an old fashioned weight loss remedy is the "Tapeworm Diet"? It is illegal in most countries but some people will still travel to Mexico or other places to purchase this alleged weight loss method. It is effective if you are lucky enough not to die. I guess in a society where people inject botulism into their faces to fight crows feet, that makes sense. Have you seen Prometheus yet?
ReplyDeleteThanks for commenting.
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen Prometheus, but I don't really like movies. I referenced it because some friends had seen and enjoyed it.