I'm on Twitter now, but will only post when I:
A. think of something stunningly brilliant
2. think about monkeys
c. if someone else writes something clever that I can re-tweet
2 of the 3 cases above will occur more frequently than Case A. If you would like to 'follow' me on Twitter, but not in real life, I believe this link will get you there.
However, if this link does not work, simply look me up on Twitter: @markbosswriter
I'm not entirely certain how Twitter works, but people post things that make me laugh. All the rest is ads. I plan to use it for blatant self promotion, but I'm sure I'm the only one doing that, so it's okay.